Please, Oh Please

beach

Don't let me become a safe thirty-something. Don't let me wear only earth-toned coordinates that are disturbingly complimentary to my partner's equally coma-inducing wardrobe. Please don't let me inspire stoners on the beach to take pictures of me so they can post them on their blogs and talk about how they never want to be as dull as me. I think I've been reading too many Vice Do's and Don'ts.